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@@ -87,6 +87,31 @@ journal lane auto-drains the spool or rows need manual JSONEachRow replay
 11. **Missing venue truth**: dolphin_uv.exec_journal etc. fine; but relax-window
     trades need DO_NOT_ACCOUNT tags before parity ledger consumes them.
 
+## ANOMALIES — "that's odd" caught at spark level (operator order: log before fire)
+
+1. **E-TRIPWIRE capital anchor drift** — 17:20:21 CEST at DASH fill
+   (0c2ee114): expected 49,550.8744 vs observed 49,561.5166 = **+$10.64 (~2bps)**.
+   Promo metadata then anchored capital at the OBSERVED value. Likely fee/timing
+   accounting at fill, but capital = anchor + Σ deltas is sacred (zombie-trades
+   lesson) — reconcile which side is right before it compounds.
+2. **Leverage clamp mystery** — promotion line said `lev=3 raw_conv=8.0`
+   (intent c16ae587), venue log line: `leverage SET symbol=DASH-USDT 1→→2`, and
+   the next intent journaled `leverage=2`. Something between bridge sizing and
+   venue SET clamps 3→2 (venue max for DASH-USDT? sizing bridge internal_lev
+   0.637?). Money-path arithmetic — verify deliberate, not silent.
+3. **KERNEL_REJECTED over-entry, live confirmation** — 17:22:40 brain re-fired
+   DASHUSDT SHORT while slot 0 already held DASH short (13 bars). Pre-wire FSM
+   refusal (same-millisecond receipt, no HTTP). Guard WORKS; upstream
+   position-blindness (PRIME 2.7× over-entry finding) remains the disease.
+4. **EXIT-mislabel parade confirmed live** — exec_journal writes an EXIT BRIDGE
+   row per no-entry scan (uv-trade-* ids, ~12s apart, no real exits). Known
+   cosmetic item, now confirmed polluting exec_journal volume/queries.
+5. **Bar cadence is BIMODAL, not slow** — BAR pulse instrumentation (cc01d28)
+   shows consecutive scan numbers with dt ≈ 6s OR ≈ 12s (exact doubles), nothing
+   between. The "11.06s average" = ~6s base clock (matches NG7's 5.97 pin) with
+   frequent double-length beats. Cadence question is now: WHERE does UV lose
+   every other scan (NG7 emission jitter / HZ pickup / dedup gate)?
+
 ## DOCTRINE REMINDERS (cost blood today)
 
 - Never edit vendored copies; sync-gate REFUSE = port UP + prove zero drift before